LET THE JOYOUS NEWS BE SPREAD, THE WICKED OLD WITCH AT LAST IS DEAD!!!
Ding-dong, the witch is dead
Which old witch?
The wicked witch!
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!!!
That's right, boys and girls, Jerry Falwell, enemy of humanity, is dead! Dead, dead, dead, dead!
I would try to be polite and civil about it, but really, it would be dishonest. And I shan't be dishonest with you here.
So...
HOORRAAAYYYYYY!!!
Will this change anything? Not likely. Still, it's one more person gone who would happily put just about everyone I know into concentration camps. The world could use a few less of his kind.
Woot!
P.S. Julie, guess what! I used faulty parallelism in the title!! We is nerds!
Ding-dong, the witch is dead
Which old witch?
The wicked witch!
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!!!
That's right, boys and girls, Jerry Falwell, enemy of humanity, is dead! Dead, dead, dead, dead!
I would try to be polite and civil about it, but really, it would be dishonest. And I shan't be dishonest with you here.
So...
HOORRAAAYYYYYY!!!
Will this change anything? Not likely. Still, it's one more person gone who would happily put just about everyone I know into concentration camps. The world could use a few less of his kind.
Woot!
P.S. Julie, guess what! I used faulty parallelism in the title!! We is nerds!